The Musings of a Two-Year Old

Silly conversations abound in this house.  Claire, who is 2 1/2 now, is beginning to contribute heartily to the goofiness that resides here.  She has started making up ridiculous, fairly well-developed stories.  They almost always involve poop.  Here is an excerpt from a conversation today.

Claire:  The key-mow tinks.

Me: The kitty mow stinks?

Claire: Nyesh (yes). <insert long, dramatic pause> He poop on me today.

Me: What? No he didn't.

Claire: <emphatically> Nyesh he did Mama.

Me: He did?!? What did you do when he pooped on you?

Claire: I pank him.

Me: You spanked the cat?

Claire: Nyesh!!

Me: Wow.....What did he do when you spanked him?

Claire:  He say "Hisssssss!"


At this point, she pulled her hands up to her mouth and started giggling.  I love her little stories.  Expect more where that came from.