Monday, August 5, 2013

Things are a Wee Bit Out of the Norm Around Here

My Claire, who has been potty trained for 6 months now, still has the occasional accident. Today was just a "wee" bit out of the norm.  She peed on the seat at the Kingdom Hall.  Ok, embarrassing.  Fortunately for us and the general scent of the back right quadrant of the Hall, our friend Brother Kean ran home and got his steam cleaner. (Thanks buddy).  I kind of wish I could have brought him home with me, because next, she peed on my couch.  MY COUCH. Ok, fine.  I'll bust out the enzyme cleaner and some towels and everything will be okay.  Unfortunately, you can't use steam cleaners or enzyme cleaner on teak coffee tables, which is what she peed on next.  OMG.  Last but not least, when the tiny destroyers of all things good were in their bedroom, she opened the window, hung her tush out, and peed again.  I don't even know what to say.  For those of you who are wondering, yes, she's getting in trouble.  I think the experimentation is too much fun though, because she just keeps doing it.

If anyone is looking for directions to Wit's End, I'm here.  

Yours truly,

Claire's Mom