When two people who enjoy studying science get married and have a baby, the baby grows into a 9 year-old who also loves science and likes to have conversations like these.
Me: Seriously, Emma? You have to pee AGAIN? Does it hurt when you pee?
Emma: Noooo....why?
Me: I'm wondering if you have a bladder infection or something.
Emma: No, I just drank two glasses of water in a couple of minutes.
Me: Most people can hold it for at least a couple of hours at a time.
Emma: I can hold it for 10 minutes at a time.
Me: Congratulations.
Emma: That's why Trina calls me "peanut bladder."
Me: It's true. It's an accurate name.
Emma: Aaaaaactually, a child's bladder is about the size of a plum and can stretch to the size of an orange.
Me: .........
Emma: Mine is usually stretched to the orange size.
Me: You read too much.
Stinkin' smarty pants.
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